Skip to main content

chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth
"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"
by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009
mugGet the chewing the gristle mug.

gristle whistle

The Exterior Sphincter, located at the posterior margin of the anus - your blow hole.
i don't know about ring sting but my gristle whistle exploded after that hot curry last night; at the sauna she let me tap her gristle whistle with my todger
by Tudor Inn May 28, 2011
mugGet the gristle whistle mug.
Related Words

gristle

To steal something from a partner during a sexual encounter.
We were going hot and heavy until she tried to gristle me for my wallet while giving head!
by Dokusentia April 10, 2006
mugGet the gristle mug.

grisold

to bust some one up
lets grisold him tonight
by krub October 30, 2006
mugGet the grisold mug.

Gristler

An angry "get that bitch back" sexual technique used upon a woman who enjoys a bit of ass-to-mouth (ATM) action.

Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.

The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Bill: Man, Janelle is such a bitch.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
by Jomama, A.K.A. Joey Crack September 5, 2009
mugGet the Gristler mug.

gristle stick

Underweight workoutaholics, female.
The gym was filled with gristle sticks today.
by Little boo April 9, 2010
mugGet the gristle stick mug.

grisle grabber

when man makes love to woman, the womans grisle grabs the mans trouser snake
pussy pulling in cock, hence grisle grabber
by martin 007 March 8, 2011
mugGet the grisle grabber mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email