The Grilled Cheese 

When some one with a yeast infection and someone with dick cheese have sex on a hot day

Guy 1: I love eating grilled cheese!
Guy 2: Well I love doing the Grilled Cheese!

The Grilled Cheese by The REAL Merriam Webster February 25, 2022

Bakersfield Grilled Cheese

“U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AND
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS 👎 AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOOLET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH??”
-Skweezy Jibbs

I don’t want to get a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese so I’ll trim my pubes in ur sink

Bakersfield Grilled Cheese by Big-cock123 April 21, 2022

Poor-man grilled cheese 

When you're so damn lazy you just put cheese on bread and put it in the microwave for 15 seconds rather than toasting it or actually grilling it.

Cornelius: "yo bro, I'm so hungry"
Bob: "bruh we ain't got much for munchies, but if you want you can make a poor-man grilled cheese, dawg."

Poor-man grilled cheese by Brosephdotcom April 14, 2015

Cold Grilled Cheese 

The condition of a girl's vagina after a long night of raw dawg sex. When you go for some "dessert for breakfast" and the lips are all stuck together like a cold grilled cheese.

"Man I had to reheat that Cold Grilled Cheese this morning after I creampied it twice last night.

Cold Grilled Cheese by dunkin satchell December 2, 2009

Making grilled cheese 

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbating. Generally done in between the periods of saying goodnight to someone and actually going to sleep.

I said goodnight, but i'm actually making grilled cheese.

Making grilled cheese by HeatseekingHobo September 5, 2015

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch 

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's are frequently found along major highway routes such as Route 66, US 20, and I-90. There are similar to a succubus but instead of sexual desire they lure you in with cheaply made grilled cheese sandwich's. There are not a lot of findings as to their motivation. Major philosophers have pondered their intent for centuries. Their origins trace back to ancient Greece where they would troll the streets and woods. Plato once philosophized that "the Grilled Cheese Winch of the woods only logical purpose is to disrespect Zeus's lone weakness; his inability to process dairy". Modern day DTSGSW's have been linked poor productive in truck drivers drive times and their waist lines. The second coming of the DTSGSW's have led to a 634% increase in elastic banded pant sales at gas stations across the country. They have almost sorority like gatherings where it is rumored they discuss tactics, wardrobe, and types of cheese. Recently Sargento Cheese Experts released a statement saying "they are concerned that cheese prices may be on the rise due to the growing demand being created by the mysterious truck stop woman". Lucky for the public, the DTSGCW have started to brand themselves with large tattoos. If you ever see DTSGCW lettering on someone, please proceed with caution and realize the risks involved with these women. Famous DTSGCW who have now moved on to other careers include Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Amanda Bynes.

Timmy, keep an eye out for those Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's at the next gas station.

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch by Butchy December 24, 2014

open faced grilled cheese sandwitch 

what a pussy look like in the morning after having sex

Your pussy like a open faced grilled cheese sandwitch

open faced grilled cheese sandwitch by Eric Babineau August 1, 2004