oh mah goodness

A messed up version for oh my god

It can be used we some one is being retarted or a idiot

Oh mah goodness that guy is a dumbass.

by Mcgamer8t February 9, 2018

What the goodness

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.

Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?

by Procrastinating right now June 7, 2020

Honest to goodness

A southern phrase meaning to promise that something is true despite unbelief

Honest to goodness that rabbit kicked the hawk in the head as it tried to grab it and fly off.

by BSNCCRN April 12, 2023

Oh my gushness

1. When you’re banging your lady and she starts to gush (cum or urine if you’re nasty).

2. When you’re giving it to your man and your cum mixes with the lube and gushes out.

Leanna: ‘Oh my gushness Jasmine, last night Leon made me pour like waterfall’

Pedro: ‘I rode him so hard until he moaned “oh my gushness, I’m gushing.”’

by Wyatt_define July 7, 2024

oh my goodness me!

When you are feeling wittily surprised at an unexpected piece of information!

"OH MY GOODNESS ME! I HAVE TO VISIT THE LOO! I ATE BAKED BEANS *SAYS CUTELY*"

by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024

oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025