Olivia Paige Goard

She is the most outstanding and down to earth person who has eyes brighter than the stars who her hugs feel like a warm blanket warm and tight her embrace keeps you from drifting to out of space she will be there for you if your there for her her heart is breakable like glass with lips of beauty and sweet her smell is a smell you could never ever forget with memories to last a lifetime and millions more

Olivia Paige goard is pretty cute ngl lemme get that number

Olivia Paige Goard is the most sweetest perfect girlfriend ever for Isaiah Diego Terrazas

by Isaiah dias terrez January 31, 2020

g-g-gougar

a great-grandpa-cougar. an older man, 45+, that frequently hits up bars or nightclubs to lay his mack down on younger females. a g-g-gougar is usually dressed in a tight black t-shirt, tucked into fitted indigo jeans with a belt and dress shoes - trying to dress young, despite his receding hairline. a g-g-gougar will get his 70's style boogie on near a group of newly legal ladies, hoping one of them is into the older crowd.

"hey ladies, wanna boogie?" - g-g-gougar
"ew, no thanks" - sam
- gougar walks away -
"that guy was such a g-g-gougar" - lynnette

by Lynnette123 July 5, 2006

Goarf

Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.

"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."

by Dally-Doodlez November 10, 2008

The Gogurt

While having anal sex you cum inside of the other person's ass and pull out quickly giving them a pink sock. When the asshole is inverted you quickly pinch it and squeeze out the cum, reminding you of your favorite childhood snack "Gogurt".

As i used "The Gogurt" on my girlfriend I instantly had the urge to run to the grocery store and purchase a box of Gogurt.

by Anal Entertainment November 28, 2010

gotard

In grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. Has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.

"The gotarded wrestler tried to guillotine me from my guard before slamming me."-Aesopian

by LeloucheLeLamperouge September 25, 2007

Googar

A Grandma Cougar. This is a a hot lady if her 50's or 60's that is on the prowl for a younger man.

She's a hot Googar.

She's not a GILF, she's a Googar

by GrantInSTL January 31, 2008

gigarectum

Usually used by geeks. A fictional quantity of ass which is kicked by something.

Man, that was seven gigarectums right there. / It was that good?

by Anonymous June 9, 2004