gaffer

A line of Cocaine...preferably a large one

I am really drunk...I could really use a gaffer

by Hayton April 21, 2005

geoffery

When you want to Boycott something.

She's horrible.....Yeah geoffery.

by A Frost June 22, 2008

Guffer

Someone who farts an abnormal amount, normally from excessive cheese eating. Also likely to be used towards a middle class girl from Hampshire.

Fucking hell Morris, that stinks. You’re an absolute guffer.

by Burnie Spoonie January 11, 2018

Giffer

Someone who doesnt fit into a catergory, i.e mod or a punk, skinhead or whatever.

someone who has had their family and is still going out and "having it large" at the weekend.
Also incorporates the new music genre "Giffer Punk" started by the band Long Tall Shorty.

are you are mod? no, im a GIFFER!

If it aint GIFFER, it aint worth a f*ck!!!!

by Jim Giffer July 5, 2010

Giffer

A drunk, middle aged female orgy seeker

"you mother is a giffer!!!"

by Tom April 10, 2004

Gaffer

Someone who is extraordinarily good at gaffing fish while ice fishing. Never misses a chance to land a fish.

Ryan is our gaffer without a doubt.

by Whisperer January 27, 2009

goffed

to have let off excess wind through the anus

"Cyril mate have you goffed?"

by The Heed December 20, 2006