goff

A noun substitute for the word "golf" used by tongue twisted moosh heads who cannot speak proper English.

As Mike suggested that we play a round of "goff", we all laughed at his eggregious mispronunciation.

by whuffie October 4, 2005

goff

someone who likes wu tang.

hey you a goff? you like wu tang!

by dang April 4, 2004

goffybashing

1. A term used to describe a situation in which 1 or more goffs are being bashed

2. To goffy bash means to listen to loud metal / grindcore music and have a fight in the middle of it i.e moshing

1. Dude lets go out and do some goffybashing

2. You wanna goffybash with me?

by RonTomJake August 5, 2007

goofdick

Someone who is fucking goofy, and acts like a dick.

***** (8:14:19 PM): what the fuck is a goofdick?
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick

John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.

by MisterBee April 12, 2008

Goff

To perform an awful swing or land the ball WAY in the rough while playing the game of golf.

To be terrible at the game of golf.

Wow, you really Goffed the heck out of that ball. It's almost in the bunker... of a different hole.

This guy really plays golf like a Goff.

by Ukurugenzi February 26, 2010

Oofde Goofde

A legitimately frightening yet comical face made by a girl named Hailey, or anyone who can impersonate it. Named after a crazy 1920's circus performer that is famous in physiology history. Resembles a vicious rodent on crack.

"Yo, do the Oofde Goofde face! OMGAHHHH!"

by KP. July 25, 2008

goffy

a vow to twerk

yo logan said that george made a goffy

by jacob lol April 17, 2022