catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope

I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system

by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017

#billy-goating

when your own cousin sits on your face and rubs her wet pussy all on your billy goat

yo bro she sat on my face and rubbed all her juices on my billy goat .. #billy-goating

by uncleb September 5, 2018

Billy Goating

When a female is engaged in sexual intercourse with a man with a long goatee or beard, and the female grips his goatee or beard hair for stability as he thrusts into her.

"Bruh, I was speed-thrusting this chick straight missionary and she was Billy Goating me for leverage while I pounded it!"

by Josh0351 January 11, 2020

Paul Goding

Paul Goding AKA mr salad fingers the whitest person you will ever see one shade behind death Smokes so much his eyes look permanently stoned often has many sick days due to his diet of weed and energy drinks

Paul Goding isn't in today probably smoking that good shit till late

by Me weed smoker April 27, 2020

field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail

by pee pea April 11, 2021

dylan gooding

God.

Dylan Gooding is a God.

by 1234566633 November 25, 2021

mr gooding

a geography teacher, he has alot of lore and background to those humongous nostrils of his.

Mr gooding is a gay.

by badussycatmould January 22, 2022