East Germany

When you just want to mess up Germany so bad you decided to make the East Part a Communist Country. We all know how it went though. Fuck you, Erich Honecker.

- Woher kommst du??
- Ost Berlin.
- Oh, die DDR, eh? Muss gelutscht haben.
- Ja, Es war scheiße.

(Translation)
- Where are you from?
- East Berlin.
- Oh, from East Germany, eh? Must've sucked.
- It sucked.

by ZeroEscapist November 14, 2022

Makhari Germany

Him.

I look up to Makhari Germany because yk he’s him

by TweakAspect June 5, 2022

Germany

The country that was the home of the absolute Crazy “handsome” sir that was born in fuckin’ Austria. Adolf Hitler. It has the best Bretsel in this fucking world, as well as the best fucking beer and extremely gentle people. It is also the fatherland of Germs

Girl: I can’t wait to go on a trip to Germany!
Boy: Me too! I searched some interesting information about Germany…

by Aguyfromgreece April 9, 2022

Germany

Simcha

Simcha just simply is Germany

by Don’t forget about the Wendy’s November 15, 2021

Aph Germany

Hot, breedable and submissive (Aph Italy's omega),

God of Doitsuism, perfect being.
Hetalia's best character.

I like Aph Germany 's tiddies

by @aphenglandrule34 July 28, 2021

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Northern Germany

The place where a felt 100 mph wind is called a "leichte Brise"

Me: Bro, my app says it's gonna be very windy today,
Dude from northern germany: Nah, it's just a "leichte Brise"

by F4814N April 16, 2024