whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006

Greasy gary

A human being, generally male, with unlimited amounts of grease.
Can be used to describe a really greasy action.

Buddy 1: oh man I'm starving
Buddy 2: (just cooked a jacks frozen pizza) I need to hang a leak
Buddy 1: greases a couple slices of jacks
Buddy 2: (comes back from pissin) oh u greasy gary
Buddy 3: oh what a greasy gary

Example 2
Buddy 1 comes home from work and finds buddy 2 greasin a movie before church. Buddy 3 says oh you greasy gary, get to church

by Super Sal 3.0 November 23, 2018

Gary E. Johnson

Former governor of New Mexico, one of those old old style conservative types. Might be the guy who is going to end up replacing Ron Paul as that third party/independent libertarian you always see on the Internet.

Google Gary E. Johnson, fools.

Or, look at the Internet when people start getting angry about the 2012 election.

by EpicPrediction August 24, 2009

Gary Bettman

The man who Sidney Crosby is sucking off more than any other man. Probably even at this moment.

This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL.

Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL.

Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby.

Hey dude, check out Crosby during the pre game warmups. He's got jizz still on his face. Gary Bettman must've dropped by the Penguins locker room and dropped a load.

Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual.

by I. C. Nippz January 25, 2011

Gary Glitter

1.Noun. Glam rock king of the 1970's and 80's. Had a big "gang", (enquire within if you wish to join) and confessed to loving a good "bang".
2. Noun. (Rhyming Slang) Arsehole - Gary Glitter = Shitter

"....and then she took the whole fuckin' lot right up the Gary. You could see the makers nameplate, I were so far up, let me tell you...."

by Niall Brady January 21, 2003

Gary

A man who is incredibly sexy, but also funny. He tends to be a girl's dream guy. He's also really good in bed.

He is such a gary in bed.

by kalidorma March 7, 2009

uncle gary

slang term for marijuana

"I was sitting at home, and wondered if someone was going to bring Uncle Gary by"

by corra October 11, 2003