fisher-price moment

Based on a slogan from the company Fisher Price.

(Oh the possibilities!)

An FP moment is when you're faced with at 2 or more conflicting opportunities, and feel overwhelmed.

Person 1: Got my acceptance letter from <insert college/university here> today!!!

5mins later....

Person 1: Just got out of a meeting with my boss, he's decided to renew my contract for another year... what do I do?

Person 2: Damn... sounds like you're having a Fisher-Price moment!

by Zolts June 26, 2010

Fisher-Price Rapper

A rapper that is mainstream and make pointless songs about jewelry, cars, money and fucking hoes. Their fanbase mainly consists of high school students and house niggas who can't tell the difference between good music and shitty music.

All the young money rappers are fisher-price rappers because they got the same flow, rap about money, cars, sex and substances in 90% of their songs just to get on the radio and make a hit that will be on there for months.

by Trucker Pete May 16, 2011

Fishercats

large beastly animals that make people pee their pants when they are running outside in New Hampshire and other eastern coast states.

Them fishercats made me piss myself.

by hoagieboagie June 1, 2011

Fisherman’s basket

The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.

She had to go to call an ambulance after receiving a fisherman’s basket

by Sticky Boardshort October 20, 2017

Fisherman’s Codsack

A dude’s hot, sweaty ball sack aka codsack that has become drawn in nice and taut and has a bit of a salty twang.

Had a bit of a fisherman’s codsack after that workout. But Rachel was licking them taut balls like a cow on a salt lick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

Fisherman’s Hook

While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.

Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

fisherman’s half

When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.

Ray: Want a pint mate?
Hank: Still got half, I’ll take a fisherman’s half

by gsb October 24, 2019