front-runner fan

Someone who never stays true to the same teams. They're always fans of the best teams.

Ryan: Man I love watching my teams dominate.

Jared: Who are your teams?

Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.

Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.

Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.

Jared: This conversation's over.

by JSkov October 25, 2008

front butt

also called a pooch coochie

her poochcoochie made me vomit when i touched it

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Front butt

when a person has fat in the front that looks like a butt.

damn fool that chicks got some FRONT BUTT.

by gnarnar October 20, 2008

front loader

A bra with the clasp in the front.

The select of front loaders at Wal-Mart is fantastic!

by Mixed Nuts January 12, 2006

front butt

a front butt...when someone is so fat that it looks like they have a front butt

look at that front butt
shave that front butt
dont forget to floss and brush your front butt

by EZ MUNY October 28, 2006

front bumpers

Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.

"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"

by Haggis February 19, 2005

Front Parlor

The area just above a man's penis, where the greatest number of pubes are

Man, did you see Sean's front parlor. He had a load of pubes.

by bigmanwitdagat December 7, 2022