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frienternet

A person or group of people that you have a friendly relationship with online only. A person whom you are friends with through the Internet but have never met in person or spoken to.
I have made some really great frienternets on FaceBook!
by SmallTownSim March 8, 2010
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Friend Of Timothy

A homosexual male with a well groomed beard. Derived from the friends of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz and a popular gay icon in Scotland.
"With a beard like that, he MUST be a Friend Of Timothy!"
by Rextherunt June 15, 2013
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Friend Stealer

A total bitch who comes along hogging your best friend and is really annoying. Your friend likes them but you despise of them. They act like they are all innocent but you know that they are evil deep down.
"Wtf why are they together"
"She's a friend stealer"
by Honkyfoo May 5, 2016
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Friendship Embargo

A friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.
Francisco: "I declare friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."
by Teddly Trollsevelt December 8, 2020
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self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.
Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.
by Good Friends United January 15, 2009
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radio friendly unit shifter

The grand Nirvana song on the album "In Utero" which contains tons of feedback and guitar muscle. There are many live videos of them performing the song (usually opening the concert with it).
"Radio Friendly" in music terms refers to a song being aired on a radio station that appeals to mainstream audiences.
"Unit Shifter" refers to a song that can sell copies of an album. Ironically it's the most aggressive song in the whole radio un-friendly album.
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns
by Flowersty July 23, 2007
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Filler Friend

A filler friend is the one who is always walking behind the group when there's no room left or will often times be forgotten to be invited to events or gatherings. Usually ends up the designated driver when actually invited.
Jeff: "Hey man, that movie was badass!"
Eric: "Yeah dude, it was awesome!"
Tyler: "Oh.. you guys went to the movies last night?.." I'm so tired of being a filler friend..
by Poo Doctor December 24, 2015
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