Frenchman’s fire hose

When you piss your full bladder into a woman’s vagina while pinning her down in missionary.

Bryce: What did you do about your girl’s chlamydia burns?
Sam: Gave her the Frenchman’s fire hose

by DogStarver April 11, 2026

dithering frenchman

any activity undertaken by the french

Dithering Frenchman's defense of the motherland: pick 1

WW 1

WW II

by gunnet August 29, 2009

friendly frenching

Friendly Frenching:

Similar to "Friendly Fire"...
When you french kiss a person by accident.

Before she knew what was happening, she found herself kissing him passionately. "oh my god, what have I done?!!" She had been caught in the line of "Friendly Frenching"

friendly fire french kissing sloppy hussy oops

by pandorasbox May 16, 2014

saucy frenchman

When you have a baguette in you mouth and then proceed to French kiss a snail

Dude did you do the saucy Frenchman to Lucy last week?

by Banana man 123 April 19, 2018

Jolly Frenchman

When your male friend has just come out of a breakup and is down in the dumps, you get on 1 knee and suck the tip of his penis a little until he reaches a half chub. This usually boosts his confidence again. Works best when its given from a male friend that is straight, as this gesture is the ultimate act of care and kindness.

John needs a Jolly frenchman, he isnt feling up for the boys weekend.

by Jerry Jonesman August 10, 2021

half frenching

in the act of french kissing and u dont have enough time to do a full french kiss

my dad caught me and my gf french kissing so we settled with half frenching instead.

by things i have experienced March 16, 2022

The Dirty Frenchman

Where two people are in the process of French kissing whilst one is pooping

Hey *insert other halfs name here*, wanna go and do the Dirty Frenchman I'm dying for a poo

by Gyricallenius March 3, 2016