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fearless leader

the act of receiving a blow job while your lady is driving and you are riding in the passengers seat, truck must be on cruise control and you must steer while she bobs on your nob.
i got a sweet fearless leader on the way home last night
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freakley

A strange male found in the wilderness, its main source of food being apples (including the core).

Appears to have little expression, but is actually very wise, often mates with native cats
person 1 - I saw an animal eating an apple core while mating a cat

person 2 - ahh that will be a freakley
by GlennCat July 12, 2011
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freakenstance

The most outrageous circumstance one could possibly imagine.
As freakenstance would have it, John had backed his new car into a fully loaded septic pump truck, spilling its contents into the open convertible.
by jackmc May 4, 2008
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freqless

Lacking the ability to communicate through electronic methods.
Out in the sticks, I can only get dial-up; I might as well be freqless
by TigreArts November 26, 2010
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Freakled

Having a freakish number of freckles on the skin. Adj: freakly.
"I can't drink with you. Looking at you and your freakled skin makes me dizzy."

"She's cute but in the summer she tans and gets freakly."
by P._.dit May 15, 2013
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freckles

A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.
As soon as I found out that the girl I was dating online had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.
by Boogiepop July 3, 2006
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freakfest

A party or gathering of very strange people or people doing strange things
That party you invited me to last night turned out to be a total freakfest
by JRocks October 21, 2013
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