spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting

My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed

by batmanfarts September 24, 2015

Rippin Farts

A glorious, melodic and very catch song written by the GREAT ONE. It goes like this.
Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts and Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts

All that here this chart topper will instantly start humming its tune and its no surprise because anything the GREAT ONE does it epic!

Rylee: Hey did you hear this new song it's so FIRE! (I'm a hipster).
Howey: No whatcha listen to dawg?
Rylee: It's Rippin Farts by the GREAT ONE, It's so epic.

Howey: Yeah he's the dopest yo!

by Slayer Rulez March 31, 2021

beer farts

the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart

jason: Man, i just killed a rose bush with that beer fart!

by z man March 10, 2005

fartstipated

when one has to fart but cannot push it out

i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated

by |\/|477 January 12, 2009

First Date Farts

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

by birchak December 5, 2009

fartshark

Fartshark

One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.

"I let one go but John busted my ass...fucking fartshark"

by JasonDM April 16, 2008

Russian Doll Farts

A series of farts that are in a repetitive pattern yet get slightly smaller each time.

"Hey I got you something."

*FART...Fart...fart*

"Dude those were Russian Doll Farts."

by MJBarnes February 10, 2010