Flumpit

The hybrid of a flute and trumpet, know either as a flumpit or Trumpute.

Not to be mistaken with the Flumpet, a hybrid of the trumpet and flugelhorn

Musician A: "Hey, is that a Flumpit?"
Musician B: "No, it's a Flumpet."

by Skitgo May 5, 2009

Flumph

An onomatopoeia to describe the sound of a pillow hitting something.

"Flumph!" said the pillow, as Bob swiftly clouted Sarah in the face with it.

by jeffthejiff December 28, 2005

flumpty

the feeling you get when you laugh. "Much more than happy, you are. If a genuine laugh it is."
-Conchobar Sanguine

I was laughing really hard; that was the most flumpty I've ever felt.

by Conchobar Sanguine November 25, 2003

flumple-dump

A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.

Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.

Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.

by DesertDog April 20, 2010

Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.

I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!

by flumpRus February 25, 2011

g-flumpin'

something that people of color, Or "young niggas", refer too. They often write it on their myspace profile or on their binders at school. sometimes even their shoes. The meaning of this word is not completely clear, but some people believe it to be "the act of flipping burgers" should the real definition become clear i will change this.

"Man...after what's Tiger Woods going to do now that he isnt golfing?"

"Bro, he probably gonna be g-flumpin' 'for too long"

by jamarcusisgangstayoyo January 28, 2010

Flumps

The two pink squishy balls between a mans legs. Men find it highly pleasurable when these are gently stroked, sucked or fondled, however, they become agitated when they are in danger, and may even kill in order to protect them.

James liked putting dog food all over his flumps and inviting his dog to lick it off.

by wyli August 2, 2005