flounder-bent

when a man performs analingus on another man while inserting a long thin object such as uncooked spaghetti into his urethra simultaneously. this is a service you would typically pay another man to perform

I was getting my flounder-bent when Gary gagged on a dingleberry

by gayry April 30, 2011

sergeant flounder

A potent strain of Canabis Indica derived in the East bay of California.

"Damn that sergeant flounder makes me want to ghost ride the whip while shaking my dreads brah-brah!!!"

by Mikey Treese June 26, 2006

Floundered

The act of being so shit faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one's eyes.

Marcus was so floundered last night he fucked an Indian girl. Most likely because he couldn't open his eyes to see how hideous she was.

by kevbocutie November 22, 2011

floundering

The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.

I am floundering my friend.

by Scott17 March 21, 2008

flounced

When a member of an online community has left it, usually after a protracted disagreement with other members of the community.

"Hey, what happened to Amy Frank?"

"Oh, she flounced last month; you didn't catch that? She totally hairflipped her way out."

by Wyld1 November 13, 2013

FLONCE

The once great tigers flonce around the afl oval as the saints smack them from pillar to post

once great tigers flonce around the afl grounds

by mrkiss36 July 2, 2009

Flounder

To rub your bellend up and down repeatedly against someone's pouting lips

Rob? did you sleep with that girl last night?

Nah, but i floundered her a treat! She won't be needing lipstick for a while.

by Axe Wound 123 March 30, 2009