A semi-limp dick that is in between a boner and a flaccid penis. It is similar to semi cooked spaghetti, a soggy uncooked sausage and a pool noodle.
Man 1- I have a floner!!
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.
by IseWise March 27, 2013
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Get the flonks mug.A longer than average dating fling. When your casually dating someone for about 6-10 months but the relationship still never turns into anything serious. You may take this person to a movie or a friends wedding all while maintaining a highly sexual relationship but then the fling sort of just ends without any bad feelings.
I like Jenny a lot and she's good in bed, but I just don't see me being married to her. I think this is just a flong!
by Mcjabb December 31, 2011
Get the flong mug.A girl who is out of her mind completly weird, slightly an airhead does things that any normal human being wont do attracts danger and how the hell did that happend situations and things happend to a chinga flanga that dont seem possible and like i said how tha hell did that happend ??
(Example get hit by a wind surfer kite with laying down at the beach ).. Early symptoms of chinga flanganess disease are falling and tripping on their own feet or while sitting down & invisible cracks, when you explain things once and they look at you and say huuu...?? With a down syndrome smile look on their face, Last one changes the subject while your talking innocently with out her realizing it this describes a chinga flang fling flong
by Chinga flang fling flonge July 22, 2009
Get the Chinga Flang Fling Flong mug.The last three words on the newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk. Possibly some 1337 nerd thing that no mere mortal shall ever be party to.
"That's stupid, even for you. Are you the only person in AUK, AdotF
and the Flonk who doesn't know what Biff does?"
and the Flonk who doesn't know what Biff does?"
by sodapop November 20, 2003
Get the flonk mug.If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
Get the flong your dong mug.(noun): when a collective body of people has consumed too many skittles in too short an amount of time to properly digest them that it causes an inability to compute simple math equations for approximately 6.5 minutes.
John's afterschool study group ran long because his mom's skittle-based snack caused a flongren that delayed the starting of their math assignment by approximately 6.5 minutes.
by applesauce2.0 February 1, 2010
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