slap on Flex Tape

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.

Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!

by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

Flex Tape

A type of adhesive tape meant to be water and weather resistant. Well known by an infomercial hosted by Phil Swift.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!"

by barnardsloop01 October 8, 2017

flex my guns

To flex your arm muscles (especially the biceps and triceps). Generally performed to intimidate males and impress females.

The Unconventional Tzar: I once squelched an entire revolution in Pre-Soviet Russia, and all I had to do was flex my guns in the peasants' faces.

by theunconventionaltzar December 14, 2009

Fletch DFC

Fletch is a discord moderator for Disabled Football Clan

he is also known as Profile man he wont stop changing his profile he changed his profile every 5 second

Give Me Freedom

Give me Fire
Give me profile or i retire ~ Fletch

David : yo why did you change your profile?

Luke : i didn't?

David : then it must be profile man!

Fletch DFC is a discord moderator

by unkown shush ok bruh October 11, 2021

Fleetway Super Sonic

The most badass and best sonic character ever and if you disagree your wrong.

Fleetway Super Sonic LET'S SEE HOW FAST YOU CAN REALLY GO!

Sonic.EXE dies

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 29, 2022

Flex Mag

Purgatory. Where one minute feels like an eternity, and dreams go to die. No mind is safe from its ravaging claws as you're dragged into oblivion.

God help us we're at the Flex Mag right now. I'd rather get Dustin Arko'd right now than be here.

by TheRedGladiator January 4, 2023

reece fletcher

A human who never shuts the fuck up and will not stop going on about his overrated phone also is a massive child predator and speaks too a million girls.....CUNT :)

reece fletcher likes kids

by Tazim aslam February 28, 2017