Feltching

Action, pointing your elbow at someone whilst making a patronizing mmm noise. Felching is an offensive gesture and is used to mock someone.

The definition of feltching is to patronize,mock and tease someone. Eg that bloke is a bully, hes a real felcher.

I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.

by Longee October 6, 2016

Felching

To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop

"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."

"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"

"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"

by Blake Dremmel February 13, 2008

frenching a bed

A trick perpetrated at summer camps or on fellow military recruits where a tightly made bed (hospital corners and all) is made up in such a way that the sheet(s) below the blanket are made up and tightly tucked in, but they only reach halfway down the mattress before being folded under. thus it is preventing the proper occupant from slipping under covers at bedtime. Rather his legs get stuck halfway down in the folded sheet "envelope."

Example: We were frenching a bed for every guy who acted like an idiot.

by CanadianWiz February 2, 2014

Flecking

To squeeze the end of your penis whilst ejaculating, spraying a fine mist of semen across your ubject (victim) to leave it flecked across their face, then letting go, to allow the held up semen to splurge over your subject.

You finally persuade your girlfriend to let you cum on her face, and you want to cum in her eyes to punish her for the delay. So, you fap off and on the point of orgasm, squeeze your bellend, to spray a fine mist of cum across her face (flecking). When she opens her eyes in confusion, you let go, slurging the remaining semen straight into her eyes.
Damn straight.

by Joel Taylor February 8, 2008

fleecing the hoop

The act of bleaching the brownish colored skin around the anus to make the skin of the anus blend in with the surrounding skin.

Fleecing the hoop is an important part of preparing for a porno in which one's anus will be exposed.

by FilthyOldMan March 11, 2010

Fleecing

Fleecing is the process of being naturally high. The good feeling comes from an overload on life itself, and is commonly used to describe a feeling of extreme happiness.

Bro, were totally hitting up the waves this weekend, and we're going to be drinking pina coladas, making out with hot women, i mean we're going to be completely fleecing.

by DustyC September 8, 2009

Felching

The act of ejaculating into your partner's rectum and then sucking it out and spitting it into their mouth.

Miss Felching really lived up to her name!

by Testacleez August 15, 2009