It's when a girl squirt on your face!
by Joey kontenrimmer May 13, 2022
Get the Squirt flashbangmug. A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023
Get the Flashbangmug. Someone says something so so so stupid that it just completely throws you and you briefly consider that you're actually the one whose wrong.
by John PenBloc July 3, 2018
Get the Flashbangingmug. (Vtubing, Noun)
1) An instance where a vtuber's clothing briefly vanishes due to a software glitch.
2) An instance where a vtuber knowingly or unknowingly gives the viewer an upskirt shot.
1) An instance where a vtuber's clothing briefly vanishes due to a software glitch.
2) An instance where a vtuber knowingly or unknowingly gives the viewer an upskirt shot.
by Maschinenmensch June 14, 2023
Get the flashbangmug. by ohio flashbang May 7, 2025
Get the Ohio Flashbangmug. by dflashbang May 8, 2016
Get the Flashbangmug. - Hey bro, wanna go clubbing tonight?
- Nah, Imma gonna chain flashbang this chick until I go blind and deaf, or she does
- Nah, Imma gonna chain flashbang this chick until I go blind and deaf, or she does
by Bra1nman September 25, 2020
Get the Flashbangmug.