Franked Out

When someone has had too many mils of fantasy and passes out. Often in a seated position, but sometimes standing - it depends of the level of franked outedness. Frequently heard making guttural groans and ecstasy moans. Slurry incoherent speech often accompanies the franker. They believe they are doing awesome and are convinced they do not look like the face sucking, eye rolling, moaning, twitchy, convulsed mess that they are. Able to snap out of mess mode when people least expect it. It’s normal for the franker to deny they were ever asleep- delusional when they state they “were killing it” when really they came close to killing themselves.

Me: oh my God! Look at Rachael rolling around on the couch- what a mess. She’s totally franked out.

Mate: Yeah she’s franked out hard- I’m gonna film her cos I’m a bastard.
Me: Only pick up your phone if you’re gonna call an ambulance dude. Filming someone franking out is not cool 😎

Me: OMG look at Rachael rolling around on the couch- what a mess! She’s franking out hard.
Mate: Yeah she’s franked out hard - I’m gonna film her cos I’m a bastard.
Me: Only pick up your phone if you’re gonna call an ambulance dude, filing someone franking out is fking uncool 😎

by Annzy79 November 19, 2023

Flunked

When a sports ball has lost a significant amount of air and can’t perform as intended, a deflated sports ball

This basketball won’t bounce - it’s flunked.

by Joey “Termite Boy” Bernoulli June 11, 2024

Flonked

verb (past tense)

To get stuck in a tire-width ice well in an alleyway.

"I got my car flonked"
"Can you help me get my car unflonked"

by mmmmmykesmm February 4, 2026

Nanny Flanket

An old ladies cardigan

Mum: did u see the nanny flanket gran was wearing today

Teenage Girl: Im not buyin that, its a nanny flanket!

by IloveGuitars999 October 28, 2010

frosted flaked

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again

Ron- Remember that blonde from last week?
Ray- yeah bro what about her

Ron- I Frosted Flaked her ass

by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018

Anne Franked

Getting butt-fucked by a WWII German rifle in an attic

Being Anne Franked was a new high school trend

by Hard-ee20 April 26, 2020

Corn Flaked

The act of violently snapping somebody’s spinal chord in a similar action you would use to snap a corn flake in half. yeah

“aw dude, he didn’t reply to my text! i’m so angry!”
“oh really? he’s getting Corn Flaked next time i see him”

by tr3estub November 8, 2020