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It never fails

Phrase spoken with extreme sarcasm when every thing is failing.
I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.

We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.

When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.

We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.
by FeKM!L!fe..ItneverFailsKGK January 19, 2010
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rat flail

1) A fictional weapon rumored to exist in half-life 2 that consists of a dead rat attached to metal handle used for swinging at the desired opposition.
It swung the rat flail at the medieval Goblin.
by Bettermann February 27, 2005
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Failsate

From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly
Did you see the guy on the BMX have a massive stack? Man, that was failsate!
by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010
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Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.
George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.
by kel80mak September 30, 2011
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Flailtail

An animated and/or speedy repetitive movement that is usually done unconsciously.

1) An animal who wags a lively tail with great motion

and energy, and it is most of the time done

unconsciously or instinctively.

2) A person, or animal who is high-tailing it out

of a place or situation (leaving with great speed);

getting out of dodge; like a bat out of hell.
1) Our dog gets so excited when he sees us that his flailtail

just about knocks everything over.

2) My friend and I were joking around when we accidentally

knocked over a row of parked motorcycles, so we flail-

tailed it out of there like lightning before anyone noticed.
by mondon February 25, 2013
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FailSec

The definition of FailSec is a small group of Facebook failed Trolls that can't get anything right and also claims to be "Hackers" but aren't. Then the troll's plans are exposed and turned back on them, Then they report, block, and run away. Then everyone else laughs at them
Facebook User 1: Wow those Trolls aren't funny at all?

Facebook User 2: I know. Did you see them run when they knew that I had found out their plan?

Facebook User 1: Yes I saw Ha! What a total FailSec
by Pick your game up February 7, 2014
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flailanguage

A form of english street slang mostly used by those of a TWEEKED out state. Could also be used to describe the sudden jerky movements a person displays after a few days up on Crystal Meth.
"Dude Marc must be on one big time he wasn't even able to control his body flailanguage."
said Herman

Gina and Marie are obviously high as hell because they are talking over so much I can't even under stand what flailanguage is coming out of their mouths.
by Wee Perras November 6, 2014
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