I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.
We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.
When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.
We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.
We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.
When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.
We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.
by FeKM!L!fe..ItneverFailsKGK January 19, 2010
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by Bettermann February 27, 2005
Get the rat flail mug.From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly
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Get the Failsturbation mug.An animated and/or speedy repetitive movement that is usually done unconsciously.
1) An animal who wags a lively tail with great motion
and energy, and it is most of the time done
unconsciously or instinctively.
2) A person, or animal who is high-tailing it out
of a place or situation (leaving with great speed);
getting out of dodge; like a bat out of hell.
1) An animal who wags a lively tail with great motion
and energy, and it is most of the time done
unconsciously or instinctively.
2) A person, or animal who is high-tailing it out
of a place or situation (leaving with great speed);
getting out of dodge; like a bat out of hell.
1) Our dog gets so excited when he sees us that his flailtail
just about knocks everything over.
2) My friend and I were joking around when we accidentally
knocked over a row of parked motorcycles, so we flail-
tailed it out of there like lightning before anyone noticed.
just about knocks everything over.
2) My friend and I were joking around when we accidentally
knocked over a row of parked motorcycles, so we flail-
tailed it out of there like lightning before anyone noticed.
by mondon February 25, 2013
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Facebook User 1: Wow those Trolls aren't funny at all?
Facebook User 2: I know. Did you see them run when they knew that I had found out their plan?
Facebook User 1: Yes I saw Ha! What a total FailSec
Facebook User 2: I know. Did you see them run when they knew that I had found out their plan?
Facebook User 1: Yes I saw Ha! What a total FailSec
by Pick your game up February 7, 2014
Get the FailSec mug.A form of english street slang mostly used by those of a TWEEKED out state. Could also be used to describe the sudden jerky movements a person displays after a few days up on Crystal Meth.
"Dude Marc must be on one big time he wasn't even able to control his body flailanguage."
said Herman
Gina and Marie are obviously high as hell because they are talking over so much I can't even under stand what flailanguage is coming out of their mouths.
said Herman
Gina and Marie are obviously high as hell because they are talking over so much I can't even under stand what flailanguage is coming out of their mouths.
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