financial slavery

Being in debt which limits your freedom.

Washington Consensus is a tool for financial slavery.

by Deep Fried Turkey September 19, 2013

fiancée

French for "Imma marry dat bitch". Often used to extract insincere congratulations from a stranger. Also used when fishing for preferential treatment in dining establishments.

"Hi, welcome to Gordo's Chophouse. Just 2 for dinner tonight?"
"Yep."
"You're in luck. We just opened a table right over there."
"Actually my *fiancée* was hoping that we could get a table on the terrace."
"Oh congratulations! Give me a minute I'll see what I can do for you two."

by the lexiconartist September 16, 2013

Financial Rape

When you lose lots of money against your will or unexpectedly.

Ben: Hey, wanna go see a movie tonight?

Rodney: I can't, I spent all my money on that 'Free' Romanian gaming website.

Ben: Damn financial rape

by Kentucky Fried Dragon April 2, 2009

Fianced

To be engaged.

Alas, Bob could not pursue Judith, as she was fianced.

by Berndi March 4, 2009

financial advisor

A person, usually male, who lives in a really nice home, drives a really nice car, usually has a wife who doesn't work. All his possessions are due to the money he makes off of his clients when he buys and sells funds using their money. The advise he gives is to benefit himself and not you. Do yourself a favor and keep your money in the bank.

I used to have a small fortune in my port folio, then I took the advise of a financial advisor. Now he has half my money, and I don't have a pot to piss in.

by Just say no October 22, 2008

Financial Light

Nickname for the beer 'Natural Light', which is one of the most inexpenisve beers around.

Dude 1: Hey man, What are you drinking?

Dude 2: Financial light all the way! it might taste like shit, but it sure is cheap!

by ChaDMcBaDD March 28, 2009

financial fucking

when you over pay for something

A: "Yeah when i saw my roaming charges from my European vacation I was shocked"
B: "It was a financial fucking?"
A "Yeah they raped me dirty, a sick financial fucking."

by jop1229 April 21, 2009