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final fantasy 6

I shall now conclusively prove that Final Fantasy 6 is the worst game ever made.

1. It has the best villain, best final boss, best characters, best soundtrack, best plot, funniest dialogue, greatest scenes, best magic, best final dungeon, coolest evil emperor and best irritating wisecracking octopus of any Final Fantasy. Ever.
2. It has the worst...um...the worst...uh...
3. ....
4. Screw the hypothesis. Final Fantasy 6 IS the best game ever made. Squaresoft is God, Nobuo Uematsu should be crowned permanent king of the universe and Edgar is just dying to give Terra one from behind.
Need I say more?

Amen to that.
final fantasy 6 by Fooby July 24, 2004
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final fantasy xiii 

some of the fan boys are just plain jerks to this game. its been nearly two days since its release, and let me set some things straight
towns- who cares about towns? wow you go and talk to forty npcs about nothing important. great.
battle system- you control one character, and the game ends if you die, and youre level capped. big fucking deal, the battle system is the best one and its something fresh. if you controlled the whole part directly, the game would be impossible
linear- well, the game is extremely linear. but its not really taking too much from the game final fantasy x was a line. it was loved. find something else to bitch about. linearity helps story progression
story- the story so far is very good and one of the more realistic ones. however, the characters are what really makes it stand out
characters- the characters so far have had some character progression, especially hope. also, the chracters have believable clothes (sort of) instead of and entire outfit made of accessories
music- lyrics in a final fantasy game? terrible! if youre a loser who cant accept change. listen to the sunleth waterscape, and youll see why lyrics can be a very good thing
sidequests- 64 extra bosses. enough said
fanboy-hey final fantasy xiii is so gay
person who can take a chance in change- how so? because its not about two people falling in love, and its sort of similar to vii, and like xii the story is mature and the battle system actually requires more skill than playing a pokemon game? you cant grind your ass off and you actually die a lot?
fanboy- yeah we want our old final fantasy back!
person who can take a chance in change- *facepalm* *kills fanboy*

Final Fantasy VIII 

The greatest video game that has ever been made. If you would like to be introduced to Final Fantasy, or to the Role Playing Game overall, Final Fantasy VIII is the place to start. With its stunning graphics and unparralleled storyline, Final Fantasy 8 takes you on an adventure of a lifetime. Whatever you do, play this game!! It will brighten your mood, lift your spirits, and improve your life!!!
Although some bitter Final Fantasy 7-gamers tend to bad-mouth Final Fantasy 8 because they are annoyed that it surpassed 7 in every area, it is actually the greatest Final Fantasy in the series. Final Fantasy VIII forever!
Final Fantasy VIII by Squall X January 22, 2006

Final Fantasy XI 

Truly one of the best, most unique MMORPGs
ever. If somebody calls it overrated,
they are. The installing does take a very
long time, but it is so worth it.
Otherwise known as FFXI or FF11, it's the 11th Final Fantasy game, and the first online one.
First guy: Hey, played Final Fantasy XI lately?

Second guy: Oh yeah, I finally got level 30!
Final Fantasy XI by SilusW April 4, 2005

final fantasy x-2 

Sequel to Final Fantasy X, and ties up the loose ends of the story. For instance, what happened to the people of Spira during the eternal Calm, and what the hell was Tiuds doing appearing underwater after the credits.
While being okay story-wise, the game itself felt incomplete and a shadow of what it promised to be. A real shame.

See also total disappointment
Me: Yes!! My copy of Final Fantasy X-2 that I pre-ordered three months ago has finally arrived! Now I can see how one of the most enjoyable RPGs in recent years continues and ultimately ends!

(five minutes later)

Me: This is a total let down.

(five minutes later)

Me: Whoa. I completed it.

Final Fantasy 8 

The greatest video game that has ever been made. If you would like to be introduced to Final Fantasy, or to the Role Playing Game overall, Final Fantasy VIII is the place to start. With its stunning graphics and unparralleled storyline, Final Fantasy 8 takes you on an adventure of a lifetime. Whatever you do, play this game!! It will brighten your mood,
lift your spirits, and improve your life!!!
Although some bitter Final Fantasy 7-gamers tend to bad-mouth Final Fantasy 8 because they are annoyed that it surpassed 7 in every area, it is actually the greatest Final Fantasy in the series.
Final Fantasy 8 by Squall XX January 22, 2006

final fantasy x-2 

An attempt at a good sequel to FFX. It's basically Yuna with shrunken whore like clothes, Rikku with bigger hair and very sluttish clothes, and a new character Paine who also looks like a slut. Made for younger girls but mostly played by serious final fantasy otakus and perverted men.
Final Fantasy X-2 is a slutty game made for old perverted men who can't get a girlfriend and who got dumped by their wives cuz they just wanted sex.