by buffalocowdog December 14, 2007
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by Badasscopkilla June 11, 2006
Get the full figuredmug. by Sghrrr February 5, 2021
Get the Private Figuremug. A short, ugly thing that is extremely wise, teaching important lessons to confused heroes, and usually quite skilled in combat, but always seems to speak in a highly perplexing manner, often scrambling their sentences up. Much like yoda from Star Wars, or splinter from ninja turtles.
Indirectly the main villain's greatest foe.
Indirectly the main villain's greatest foe.
Villains with Skeletor Complex often get their plans foiled and sorry asses kicked indirectly by the yoda figures.
by I'm the Pope, And You're Not November 6, 2007
Get the yoda figuremug. Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.
"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.
by CaptainBlueBalls August 19, 2011
Get the Richard Figuresmug. A person who has the same expression in every picture and is greasy enough to look like they are made of wax.
by John Amadjin April 1, 2008
Get the wax figuremug. A fatherless figure is defined as a person who stans jellybean, red velvety, dream, frost fox, or to be honest, any cringy ass content creator.
A jellybean Stan: ItS nOt A mIsTaKe ✨ItS A mAsTeRpIeCe
V1nce: this is what you call a fatherless figure
V1nce: this is what you call a fatherless figure
by delicious baked beans April 22, 2022
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