fester

a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines

I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog.

by Toph23 July 12, 2009

fester

to dwell on; hold a grudge

who cares that your brother stole your girl? you lettin it fester. get over it, she was a ho.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Uncle Fester

A sex act in which, while doing someone anally, you suddenly pull out and insert a lightbulb into their asshole.

Dude, I totally gave that chick an Uncle Fester. You should've seen her ass light up!

by SubSpecies23 April 23, 2006

dweeble fester

A complete and total fucking IDIOT! ie;Daniel Curry(fucktard)

look at that dweeble fester,using a coat hanger to scrape her uterus!

by maj November 4, 2004

Fester

Mainly designated as a person that stands up friends that are going to the Beer Festival. mainly they seem to be located in Knoxville, but can usually be found anywhere Beer is a bargain.

Dude...you beerfested me again! Whatever, that fester will never come down and wax your car. Did you get fested?

by Billy Joe Jim March 10, 2008

Festering

A common tendancy to be homosexual.

"That person is a Festering whorebag!!"

by decayingcorpse May 17, 2003

uncle fester

a ford fiesta (small car mainly found in the uk)

uncle fester---> fester ---> fiesta

by Lance Pickard April 5, 2005