farting around

like procrastinating, not getting to the point, or just mucking around

1. Stop farting around, you look like a dickhead

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

festinga

n. An attractive, fun female; a party girl.

RL had a dope party Friday, there were festingas everywhere!

by Dr. J March 28, 2004

Pissing and Farting

1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.

Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.

by SS-man December 25, 2007

Farting Fun-Bag

A bag that is filled with candy and miscellaneous cheap plastic toys. It is handed out at 8 year old's parties. What makes this fun bag so special tho, is that the 8 year old farts it in moments before he ties it up and hands it to his good pal (not too be such a pal for long).

Joey: Hey Michael, want your fun bag before you leave my awesome skateland party?

Kenny: Sure thing Billy, hand it over!

*Maria opens the bag*

Alex: OH MY GOD, BRIAN GAVE ME A FARTING FUN-BAG! GAH! THAT TRICKSTER!

by Nathan Nude May 27, 2009

Farting like a Trojan

When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.

I'm farting like a Trojan today

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 28, 2010

fexting

a text sent by a girl (usually to another girl) full of fakeness. Being fake includes pretending to like her when you really just want to punch her in the face, complimenting her when really you're just making fun of her, and/or saying you need to hang out when really you'd rather stab yourself in the eye.

Another other forms of being fake are also considered fexting when they are sent via text.

Lisa: "I hate that bitch but I need my stuff back. I'm fexting her."

Fext sent: "hey girl it's been way too long! We need a date soon! I miss your face :)"

Real text meaning: "I hate your fucken face but I want what is mine so hurry up and fext me back so we can pretend to be friends one last time."

Lisa after fexting: "We were just fexting and we're meeting for drinks tomorrow. God I hate that fucken bitch."

by fexter October 12, 2011

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003