Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Fwerking

The art of twerking with the intent to produce a fart.

I thought my husband was attempting to be sexy by rapidly sharking his ass up and down when all he was doing was fwerking a fart out.

by UrbyDirby September 2, 2018

Farking

The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.

Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

Fwerking

When you are twerking dat ass, feeling really cute and then all the sudden you let a raging fart fly as your cheeky cheeks are still clappin.

See also SHWERKING

SHWERKING is basically the same as fwerking except in this instance, the fart was accidentally a bit of a shit **also known as shart** so it's when you shart while twerking. If this hasn't happened to you yet, it will.

Omg did you see Alyssa over there fwerking all over the dance floor, she smells like rotten broccoli.

Ewwww Layla, was that a fwerk or a shwerk!?

I accidentally shwerked my pants who while freak dancing with William. I'm so embarrassed.

by Sorrynotsorrry625 September 8, 2020

forking

Like scissoring, but with four girls.

\/\/

Hej, Sarah, have you heard of forking? It's like scissoring, but we need to get two more girls.

by astropauls September 23, 2020

forking

When two men kiss while their penises are touching eachother

Gay Brian: “OMG, Kevin and I were getting ready to do it last night. While we were getting intimate, we accidentally started forking.”
Straight Daniel: “That’s cool bro, never tell me that again.”

by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020

Forking

Unlike spooning, forking is when you cuddle with the intention of sexual intercourse afterwards. Spooning is PG, always.

"Ayo Johnny, you won't believe it. Me and Vanessa ended up forking last night"
"Word up!"

by forkking April 13, 2021