ferret

Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.

by Who wants to know? April 5, 2003

Chutney Ferret

One who likes it up the bum.

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.

by Raz Man July 29, 2003

ferret

Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.

Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)

by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 19, 2008

a purple headed womb ferret

a fat cock

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

by bantu rydurr November 28, 2003

ferretor

A ferret owner, breeder, expert or enthusiast.

If you're really thinking about getting a ferret, talk to Jill Gibb, she's a real ferretor.

by Jill Gibb May 18, 2006

Forgetting

Used to replace fucking in a sentance, just like in the Cee Lo Green song "Forget you", replacing the version "Fuck you", and in the SNL skit.

Q: Did you hear tomorrow everyone is ditching work.
A: No way! You gotta be forgetting kidding me.

by Pinkymona January 18, 2011

ferret

an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog

person 1: what is that?

person 2: its a snake with legs!

person 3: no, its a ferret

by slinky cat February 4, 2009