fence climbing mood

urges to climb barb wire fences

they were going to come over but they werent in a fence climbing mood.

by aali Quigley September 24, 2007

fanchro

(Pronounced as faarn-ch-raw)

a huge stuff up/ problem or pain in the neck... slang of kutchi origin (language spoken by north indians all over the world).

Exams are such a fanchro.

by fraas June 27, 2008

Fence Vole

slang term for paedophile

your a fence vole because you think having sex with children is like having sex with small adults

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

thunder felch

When flatulence occurs during the act of felching and various liquids are sprayed into the air.

Jim, I noticed that you have terrible gas today. Would you like to be thunder felched?

by Robert Fitzpatrick May 5, 2004

Big-Fech

An extremely large human being with beautiful golden locks. Commonly is confused with big bird from sesame street.

"Woah did you see that big yellow bird?"- John

"Yeah, but that was just a big-fech"- Sally

by Tavid Johnson January 30, 2010

Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.

"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker

by sokansas November 25, 2011

strawberry felch

To insert a Strawberry into a receiving homosexual anus that is full of his lovers semen acting like a bung. Allowing the receiver to squat over the giver's face without leaking, with the giver of the semen then inserting a straw through the strawberry to drink the gravity pooled semen, blood, lube and faecal matter juice out of the rectum cavity.

Fuck that chick is hot, I would strawberry felch Sir Elton John just to have the chance to take her out to dinner.

by Racko001 December 12, 2016