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wronski feint

One of two things which happens when you're playing Quidditch:

1. In the middle of intercourse, the male withdraws for a few minutes to perform vigorous oral sex on the female (going down hard and fast...), and then continues intercourse (...and pulling back up).

2. In the middle of any sex act, a female signals to the male that she is ready to catch the snitch (by moaning, saying "here it comes!", et cetera) before she actually is. This tactic is used to end a Quidditch match early, without hurting the other player's feelings. It's intention is to inspire the male to "follow" the girl, looking for his own Snitch, and ending the match under the assumption that the female did too.

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Neither of these is to be confused with the Wronski Defensive Feint, a move performed in the Harry Potter books.
1. Viktor Krum performed the Wronski Feint on Hermione during their tryst on the first night of Easter vacation

2. Jack was a good friend of Sarah's, so she performed the Wronski Feint when Jack wasn't getting her off. They remained friends to this day.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005
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'feine

1. A shortening of caffeine because, as we all know, when you're hopped up on the 'feine, you don't have time for syllables.

Pronounced, "Feen"

2. Can also be used as a verb to describe the act of drinking caffeinated beverages.

3. Also as an adjective (as 'feined) to mean excited, hyper, stoked, happy, or totally hopped up on 'feine.
1A. Man, I'm friggin' tired, I need some 'feine.
1B. DUDE, I LOVE 'FEiNE! WHOOOOO!

2A. I totally need to 'feine before we get this game going.
2B. 'Feine me up, Scotty! Toss me a Bawls!

3A. I'm so 'feined that you're coming to town on saturday.
3B. Man, I'm too 'feined up to sleep, grab a controller, IT'S ON!
by Verek January 17, 2005
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Fein

A female who hangs around guys to get free alcohol, weed, drugs, and etc.
Dude 1- "hey man that Emily chick is a real fein, I told her I had pot and she instantly asked if we could hang and smoke"
Dude 2- "yeah man she does that all the time with dudes"
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fein

Person 1: "Oh who's that fein?"
Person 2: "I don't wanna know"
by violetpassion99 October 5, 2013
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Feilner

pimp or cool. Feilner comes from the awesomeness that has been created by man.
The is freaking Feilner
by Nick Feilner March 9, 2005
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britney fignut

A term used to describe one's dream woman. A big rack, easy personality, etc.

Also used to describe a really hot girl
1)I've just been single for fourteen years because i'm waiting for britney fignut to come along

2) man i just got aced in tennis because i was staring at that britney fignut on the other court
by Greg601943 April 6, 2007
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fEight

*The cause, force, principal, or divine will that predetermines events.

*Immediately after seeing "Starting Windows" press the F8 key to boot in safe mode.

*Hardcore thug that resides in Westland Michigan. Don't ever cross him, because he will cut your fucking face off, with rusty scissors
Juice-a-leeny said "These plans could hardly count as fEight."
by [Fate] February 24, 2009
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