The first piss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.
by partyboy123 March 26, 2008
This is a dangerous maneuver that should only be tried with adult supervision. A guy jumps out of a plane with a parachute on, holding on to a girl that does not have a parachute but is “trusting the guy” to hold on. He is thrusting her from behind in a violent doggie style motion, blowing his load on the girl’s bare back. As the last few drops dribble out, he pulls his parachute letting the girl go watching her fall to a brutal death. Yet extremely difficult to pull maneuver off, a few successful attempts have been recorded recently. -Andy K.
by wakwizzle October 8, 2009
The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
First Fatal Piss or FFP.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.
Mira: Where's Hetty gone?
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.
by iambethany December 21, 2006
Its a fart that is like a clingy and creepy ex girlfriend that won't go away. Its when you fart and it just stays in your pants and wont disappear. They show up and the worst possible times. Most of the time they skulk up like an ass goblin and surprise you. Frequent sightings have been during dates with hot chicks and meeting your chicks parents for the first time. Bad timing!
I was at the party the other night ready to hook up with this chick when I had a fatal attraction fart that cleared out the room.
by Kunkdogg30 February 21, 2011
An unbelievably horrendous smell emanating from the orifice of the mouth. Could very well kill a small elephant.
by assgasm45 August 14, 2008
by Ignatius Strangelove November 12, 2007