Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.
I had no idea I had been free-farting until I realized that the whole classroom was looking at me in disgust. freefartingfartembarrass
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Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!
by Genius October 28, 2003
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1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack
2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room
3). It is very annoying when other people do it.
4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room
3). It is very annoying when other people do it.
4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits
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Get the farting around a shit mug.Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.
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Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*
Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?
Person A: I guess only I can smell it.
Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?
Person A: I guess only I can smell it.
Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
by tinkarink December 12, 2021
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