faptastic

something you would fap to.

Yo that chicks knockers are faptastic. Chyeah

by Stephen Mcjankinburg October 4, 2008

fartato

when one farts out a potato

oops, i just fartatoed

by Djdodk October 27, 2014

smuckin fartass

The reverse of "Fuckin Smartass"

Used in a more playful and acceptable tone that can be tested in a work, school, and religious environment without fail

"Quit being a smuckin fartass!"

by D. Hunter February 25, 2005

Fartalicious

1. A good tasting/smelling fart
2. A sarcastic way of saying something tastes really bad

Dude that fart was fartalicious
Man that food is so fartalicious it makes me cry

by CowsGoneWild February 19, 2007

Faptacular

The act of fapping 5 times in succession leaving no more than 4 seconds between each session.

I earned a faptacular yesterday, and now I can't walk.

by jed geraldson August 16, 2012

Fartarelli

Character from the sitcom "Crappy Days".

Fartarelli (Fartie): "Ayyy, what a relief!"

by veryborednow August 11, 2009

farpait

The act of mispurnouncing the word parfait at the mcdonalds drive thru

Mcdonalds worker: Hi, how may i help you?
Dan: Hi can i have a farpait...SHIT!!!

by Daniel42993 January 10, 2011