eyone

Male genital organ. Slang originated from a long line of strange mutations, beginning with the word "everybody". It's a n internet thing.

His eyone is miniscule. In fact, it's eyone's eyone, divided by eyone twice, tiny.

by Robert Newson August 4, 2007

Elyon

An boy who is a bit crazy, would take a bullet for any of his friends, says homo stuff to make people laugh but is straight.
Doesn't say cuss words, has a six pack, and can spit some bars.

Elyon is such a good friend and good at keeping secrets and has a big peeho but says its small.

by anus69boy October 16, 2019

Elon Musked

Losing all your investment after putting all your money into a cryptocurrency being endorsed by a famous business man or an internet celebrity, instead of doing your own research first.

I sold my house to invest to a meme coin and I got Elon Musked after two days.

by extremerussell May 9, 2021

Elon time

taking something that used to seem impossible and far off in the future and making it feel like it’s actually late

Elon time is accelerating the launch of Model 3 by a whole year with respect to original planning, and when subsequently facing a few months delay, the whole world tells you you’re late...

by EV_rebel May 14, 2021

Elon Musk

guy who doesn't know how to spend his money

Jacky: "yo you heard elon musk bought twitter?"
Jayden: "yeah he doesn't know what to do with his money"

by cheeseh8rthe420smoker May 22, 2022

Eyon

The most annoying person you will ever meet. He is obnoxious and a jerk but he is the sexyest person you will ever meet.

Eyon is so hot but he is a disrespectful asshole !

by Zeeva Cruz January 16, 2009

Elon

Black girls named Elon are aggressive and lowkey fire. They may have a nice ass and are athletic in all sports. People with this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers, with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on specific goals, experience a wealth of creative new ideas, and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination. They tend to be courageous. As unique, creative individuals, they tend to resent authority, and are sometimes stubborn, bitchy, proud, stingy, and impatient.

Friend: Hey can I borrow your phone
Elon: No
Friend: Why not, I need to call my Dad
Elon: Because I said so.. Use your own phone
Friend: Its dead
Elon: Oh well
** Friend reaches for phone**
Elon: Touch it and I'll knock you out

by jenaee_em97 March 16, 2015