Extendo

An intermediate-force weapon for law enforcement and security professionals, used to gain control over assaultive subjects. The baton is a cylindrical shaft that contains telescoping metal pieces that lock into each other when expanded. When swung, the extended baton can deal massive damage due to the kinetic energy emitted from its solid metal tip upon striking a surface. Most strikes are done on large muscle areas of the subject in order to avoid permanent injury. Expandable batons come in various sizes, including 16, 21, 26, and 31 inch when extended. Synonyms: telescope baton, extendable baton

Those fools tried to rush me until I pulled out my extendo and put them to a dirt nap

by dontworry February 15, 2006

calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.

Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses

by morgangills November 19, 2004

Steve Irwin's Expedition

Sexual act where you put a salamander in a woman's vagina.

Ryan has a fetish for girls that do Steve Irwin's Expedition.

by Australia etc November 10, 2008

extended stay

Expression used to referrence a person that spends a lot of time giving head.

That Hungryman had such an extended stay that he ended up with a case of bungtongue and tacochin.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

extendo

kind of like a nightstick. its a handle that extends a heavy metal bar with the flick of your wrist.

i cracked this mans skull open when i hit him with my extendo

by a man with an extendo September 29, 2005

vagina extender

During sex, a woman "extends" her vagina by placing two fingers in a V shape around the man's penis and gripping tightly. This gives the illusion that the woman's vagina is much tighter.

She was either really tight or giving me the vagina extender. Either way, AWESOME.

by DarkSkies December 13, 2008

Expensive Month

The term used when there are five Friday's & Saturday's in one month to go out drinking. Months i.e in 2010 are January, July and October.

Jack (1st text on February 8th) - Where the hell did you get to at the weekend, we all had a wicked time :-)

Tom (1st text) - Sorry mate had no money, last month was an Expensive month. :-(

Jack (2nd text) - We all had way too much to drink, and I slept with your x :-O{

Tom (No 2nd text)

by monk tha hola the wonk February 20, 2010