Jet Blue exit 

A "Jet Blue exit" epitomizes the "I quit!" we have all dreamed about, the style in which we'd all like to leave our jobs. Tell off the boss, thumb your nose at your co-workers, set that stack of customer service complaints on fire, grab a beer and hit the tarmac running.

My manager was riding me so hard this afternoon I came this >< close to pulling a Jet Blue exit and telling her where to shove her expense reports.

Jet Blue exit by Duxall Inarow August 13, 2010

Exit Polling 

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.

You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.

Exit Polling by BlakeP July 7, 2008

existential dead 

Taking existential dread one step forward. The feeling when you're in a continuous existential crisis so you just go numb and "die" on the inside.

Just like you experience existential dread you also experience existential dead.

Sophie was in the final year of her STEM course and had realized that she would've been better off studying business but three years of chemistry had killed her on the inside and she was now going through existential dead.

existential dead by whackywizard May 27, 2021

Exit Call 

The phenomenon of receiving a telephone call (non-cellular) while in the process of departing one’s domicile.

“I wanted to board the 2:15 train, but I got an exit call from my cousin in New Jersey and had to take the 2:30 instead.”

Exit Call by Lexicon Injection Project April 10, 2009

exastrophation

To widen or open up

Alex wanted to exastrophate Zuri's anus
Exastrophation is the key to a happy homosexual relationship

exastrophation by Siegfried Kircheis' Buttocks January 26, 2021

existential crisis 

It's when you begin to question meaning of life; meaning of your existence

I'm having an existential crisis; Everyone I know is going to die....I'm so alone in the world.

existential crisis by Amy Blaze February 14, 2015

french exit 

To make an early exit without saying good-bye

Cinderella made a French exit from the ball.

french exit by Gabriella January 8, 2005