Evolutional

To evolve from a time in crisis.

Bob was going through heartbreak , so he made an evolutional move and moved on.

by AndrusEra February 12, 2020

Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.

Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.

by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017

Lancer Evolution

The greatest 4 door car ever made literally think about this car every day

That’s a sick lancer evolution bro

by Sick880 November 4, 2021

Evolution

Evolution is the survival game of living organisms invented by Charles Darwin.

- Dolphin's closest evolutionary relatives are pigs. Now, ain't that a real mindf_ck?
- Well, u know, that Darwin fellow was very good in inventing life and everything...

by Hobo_Geography October 2, 2021

big word stand for monkeys evolution

yea

big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self

by peniscum123 March 17, 2023

Evolution

The hypothetical scenario that everything was created naturally over a gradual (4.5 billion years) rate; it is declared “science,” which should be taught, but is nothing more than another religion straying away from God. Likewise, because evolution is taught has true, many feel they must believe it despite Evangelical evidence of God’s truth and creation.

1. Evolution is a misconception on how people perceive the studies of science, providing outlandish theories without evidence while hoping others will not question it.

2. Evolution is a religion taught in public schools, demoting God’s omnipotence.

3. Evolution is a big joke to humanity.

4. Evolution is the story made up by human beings (secular), believing they know everything.

by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023

True Evolution

Evolution is the hypothetical theory or joke that everything came into existence (the earth, 4.5 billion years ago) through natural processes over an elongated duration without any logical evidence. Likewise, according to the secular view, evolution is presumed “science” in education, but is nothing more than another heretical religion demoting the Evangelical truth of God’s creation with diluvial scripture aligning physical evidence to the Biblical creation.

1. True Evolution is merely a theory derived by sinful human error.
2. Evolution is scientific heresy, teaching fictional stories on the account of human error.
3. Evolution demotes the Evangelical truth as it is full of error.
4. Evolution is illogical and “secular scientists” are biased in their own beliefs, ignoring living mammoth tissue and dinosaur blood.
5. Evolution is not a science, but the science of heresy.
6. Evolution is humanity’s greatest joke.

by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023