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Evelyn Wood

A woman who developed a method for speed reading. Also used as a reference to her popular training method.

The Evelyn Wood speed reading method is a way of reading whole paragraphs at a time, filtering out common words and only look at uncommon words. By only looking at the uncommon words, you get the jist of each paragraph without actually having to read every single word in it.
Oh great! I was just glancing at a review for the movie we were going to see tonight and my Evelyn Wood training kicked in and now it's spoiled for me. So... why don't we just stay in bed instead?
by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006
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Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006
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Everybody has a bag of rocks to carry.

Everyone in life has troubles be them physical or mental. Whether rich or poor the heartaches of life escape no one.
Be kind, give people a break, don't be so quick to anger or judge because, Everybody has a bag of rocks to carry.

Quit whining, we all have a bag of rocks.
by LadyDi10 March 17, 2015
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Evelynne

Evelynne is a one of a kind, chic. Shes different. At first she seems hella quiet but when you get to know her she wont shut up. She will bust your neck if she had the chance. Dont ever underestimate her. In her head she has already killed you 80 times in 75 different ways. She is hella thic in both departments. Shes also everymans dream date. She is rude only if your a bitch. She is an all around fun person to be around. She knows what shes doing so dont try and tell her,that her way is wrong. She takes shit from no one. Dont even dare touching her food. She gets hella bitchy when you even try. If you get to be her boyfriend. You are one lucky man.
Person: Dude you remind me of an Evelynne!
by Definitions!bitch! May 7, 2019
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Thats on everything

A statement that means, what I jus told u is true.
"Keesha and that nigga Kacey slid off last night!" Thats on everything! "
by Howard_HUZE May 15, 2016
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Buggery Night (every night)

example of Buggery Night (every night):
Every night is buggery night.
Gay Sex Orgy.
by MemeSenYT January 2, 2020
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Family Is Everything

Person: It's for my family
Dom Toretto: Did someone say family?
Person: Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto: Family Is Everything
by redeyedhampster July 22, 2021
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