event horizon

the boundary of a black hole at which nothing can escape

If you are in an event horizon send me a postcard.

by Linux System Message March 26, 2004

Event Horizon

The point at which the number of drinks required to make a person sexually attractive enough for intercourse exceeds the point to which the man can maintain an erection.

Wingman: Check out that girl at the bar. Whadda think?
Man: 5 drinks. Maybe.
Wingman: Alright well how about the chick in the blue dress checking us out over there?
Man: 7, doubtful.
Wingman: And the girl dancing by herself to Superfreak on the dancefloor?
Man: Dude, that's an Event Horizon right there... No way.

by MrSully February 17, 2009

happily ever after

This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!

by Mr. Stinkypride December 16, 2016

Have You Ever Had A Dream

A sentence a kid said on tv while having a stroke.

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

by footnqtes December 14, 2020

Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.

A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007

Don't ever play yourself

A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.

-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."

by Keith Conlan September 11, 2016

Eventuallay

1. A man or woman who, upon meeting them, you know by instinct that you will have sex with.

2. Noticing the obvious attractive aspects of another, a sexually mature person can pinpoint a pubescent counterpart, and target them for potential intercourse.

1. John met a beautiful young woman while travelling, and to his companion mentioned "I'm gonna fuck that chick, eventuallay".

2. Trevor knew Emma Watson was an eventuallay in 2005 when she was 14! Some call it pedophilia, I call it genius.

by winnberg March 12, 2010