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Easton Metz

The Albino Legend himself. Hes a fantastic footballer who has offers from Oregon, Clemson, OU, and Alabama. He will do one year at each school, and get rookie of the year and the heisman every single year. He loves spitting luggies on his younger brother tyler. His penis is a solid 7 inches soft, and he fucks every bitch in the whole Missouri area, including his mother and aunt. God im thankful to know this man
Some dude in my spanish class looks exactly like Easton Metz
Damn he wishes he was easton status
by The Gulath Clan August 25, 2018
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Lucas Easton

Lucas Easton, is one of the most attractive men in the whole of London. He is a lovely guy and is always funny, nice and kind. His heart is filled with love. All round lovely guy
Have you seen Lucas Easton

Oh yeah that guys so beautiful
by Sebastianblindmidget April 28, 2021
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Pimp Easton

Pimp Easton is a term to describe someone with lots of bitches and or hoes.

They are based.

Usually around the height of 4-5 inches.

They have an abnormally large cock. Known to drink gallons of cum each day from a golden pimp chalice.

Be a Pimp Easton
A: "Woah did you see Charlie walking around town last night?"
B: "Yeah, that's a Pimp Easton if I ever saw one."
by BoyBrains July 14, 2022
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Easton

Typically the name of a white male. However this is not always the case.

Male: a guy who sleeps around a fair bit, very manipulative, lots of friends.
Female: shy until you get to know her, also manipulative, a hoe.

Watch out for people with this name. They're creative in getting what they want, when they want it. Never underestimate an Easton.
P1: Look at that guy Easton over there!

P2: Fuck him, he slept with my girlfriend last year!
by catkatenelson April 4, 2017
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Estonia

Estonia is one of the Baltic States, which is located in Northern Europe, with Finland, Russia and Latvia as their neighbours. The country's population is estimated as 1,342,409, half of which, if not more, are apathetic bigots or nationalists, who imagine Estonia as the axis that the world spins around.

Due to the aforementioned, visiting Estonia as a tourist may be difficult: few bother to learn a foreign language, and those few that do, won't bother to help you, unless you speak Estonian fluently and suck up to them.

Estonians hate Russians for political reasons, despite the fact they're completely uneducated in that area, and it would be a miracle if they at least knew what democracy is, and the recent riot demonstrated that they, in fact, do not. Confessing that you are Russian is equal to confessing that you are gay.

Perhaps the only reason to visit Estonia and its true beauty is its old towns, specifically, Tallinn's Old Town, with its glorious architectural styles. At least the buildings don't blabber on about how great Estonia is.
Estonian A: Doop dee maa taa ne?
Estonian B: Doo mee too kaa soot!
by TranslucentBliss July 24, 2007
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Estonia

A really poor, useless, bad country. Estonia is the worst country ever, and is the source of all world problems.
Man, I hate Estonia
by JingerNinger6969 April 29, 2021
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Easton

a person who acts like a "fruit-basket" aka: gay but is actually somewhat straight or so they say
"hey look at that dude!", "yeah he is a total Easton"!
by imthewordmasterbabay21 July 5, 2010
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