eggic

When you have eggs and it's epic

Allison has eggs and it's epic. She has had an eggic day.

by eggic January 13, 2019

ergie

someone who's very marupok but will always have your back when you need her. Always comes back to her crush even tho she's been hurt multiple times.

"sinong marupok?"

"ergie."

by swythea January 8, 2021

Eggert

Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk

Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car

by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022

Egghead

An egghead is someone who reads books. The word is typically used as an insult. It can also refer to someone with an egg-shaped head. Can also refer to someone stupid.

Rainbow Dash called Twilight Sparkle an egghead for reading so much.
The bald man looked like an egghead.
What an egghead, can't even spell.

by Bunniebee September 24, 2015

Egyptian Eggbeater

A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.

"Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?"
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."

by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

eggbert

some1 that possess very irritating qualities such as annoying speech impedements, hyperactiveness and has a head shaped roughly like an egg. You will usually discover the urge to beat the shit of an eggbert while they talk complete bullshit out of their eggbertius head.

Daniel Freeman
Youve got an eggbert head
shut up egglet

by robertochaun May 17, 2005

EGGcellent

(Adj.) Something so excellent that it loses the ex- prefix and becomes EGG-. Used only in matters that deem "EGGcellent" descriptions.

-How did you do on that impossible test?
-I got a 100.
-That is EGGcellent.

I know a lot of EGGcellent facts.

by EGGceller March 19, 2009