Ebola

The president of Africa to all stupid hoes.

Lisa: "Hey Jenna, WTF is this ebola I'm hearing about?"

Jenna: "IDK Lisa the president of Africa or something?!"

Lisa: "Yeah I was just so totally tired of hearing President Ebola on the radio!"

Jenna: "LOL, meh too! Totes hilaire! BFFLS!"

Lisa: "Totally!"

by themainman7 November 25, 2014

Ebola-Interesting

adj. Used to describe anything that is typically horrifying and/or potentially life-threatening in nature, yet also oddly appealing as it is not an everyday occurrence.

girl #1: My former b-frond got the hiv from some slag in cracktown.
girl #2: Huh...well that's ebola-interesting. Think he'll die?
girl #1: Hopefully, the rat bastard.

by rtg1996 March 3, 2009

Ebola Train

An Ebola train is any type of run-down (ghetto) public transportation.

Ebola trains can be found in highly populated urban areas, including but not limited to The republic of Congo, Liberia, Nigeria, Dallas, Ft. worth, and New York.

It is rumored that Ebola trains can also be found in London, Madrid, Cleveland, and other urban centers.

Look at those poor bastards riding the Ebola train into Liberia.

by ToxicBeef October 25, 2014

Ebola

A deadly virus named after the Ebola river near Africa. It have over 70% chance of killing you when you have Ebola. The virus started in Africa in 1973 when the people live there ate a fruit bat and got Ebola.
The recent outbreak of Ebola happened in 2014 at West Africa and had now past to the US. Once you get Ebola, you will probably die from it because there is no cure for it and you have to have good immune system to cure it. Many people are donating money to find a cure for the deadly disease.

person: Hey you got Ebola you don't look so good.
another person: ahredhbasa help meeeee!!!!!!!!!! (dead in one second)

by swagMaster November 20, 2014

ebola hole

an offensive name for the garbage chute or garbage chute room at your local apartment building

if youre a janitor, please ask for a pay raise if you want to work with the ebola hole

by Sexydimma October 1, 2016

Ebola Zaire

A highly infectious agent with a 90% mortality rate. First discovered in 1976, it has an incubation period of 7-10 days. After the incubation period, the host suddenly becomes depersonalized, the internal organs begin to hemorrhage, the epidermis begins to fill up with blood, resulting in the skin almost coming off. The internal intestines hemorrhage, resulting in a sloughing of the gut, and every orifice (including the anus) begins to seep blood. It can only be spread through liquids, including mist in the air.

Britney: I am learning about how deadly ebola is, I sure hope I don't catch it, it has a mortality rate of 90%!
John: You must be thinking of Ebola Zaire. Don't worry, it can only be spread through direct contact with the blood, or through water particles in the air.

by Randomfart4 June 3, 2016

Ebola

West African cooties

Chizoba: Ebola infected my village!

by Scarlet Armanda June 11, 2016