eards

excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or 'eards'

did you see the eards on that old guy in the shop? crazy

by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009

E-tard

A person who consumes large quantities of extasy on a regular basis and usually demonstrates a high level of stupidity from doing so.

Foreman-"5+5?....its 11 man...damn your an E-tard now eh"
Damien- "Oh seriously?....damn man i must be hit still."

by ETC_luv December 28, 2005

Emtard

A little pubescent retard who likes stupid Eminem. A jr high school or middle school dork who says `Yo`, wears baseball caps on backwards, thinks Eminem songs which talk about beating women in the face and have lyrics about slitting the throat of a child are ``really cooool.`` A Raptard that writes ``Eminem`` all over his or her school notebooks, and claims Marshall Mathers is a lyrical genius, but spells it ``lyricle genious``. A fanboy of Gay-Unit. - (Or an adult that acts like the mindset of such a 13year old Raptard.)

``Yo. wasup. Eminem is duh gratest liricle genious evah!(sic) He Rockzzzzs!``
(Actually he raps; Eminem does not have the capability to sing or play any musical instrument, so he cant rock, but an Emtard doesn`know this.)

``He`soooo Real! He says just what I feeel! Emanem is dah bom!(sic) I love him! Ur just jellous``-An EmTard-

by BET television June 11, 2006

/e/tard

One who uses internet explorer

Bob: Dude, my internet speed is so slow and buggy.
John: That's because you're an /e/tard, bro.

by Dark Macek October 29, 2011

Silent but Eardley

When you're out with your mates in a pub and somebody drops their guts in the vicinity. The mate who complains the most about the flatus surprises you later when he admits it was him all along.

We were down the pub last night having a quiet beer, when Ewan did a Silent but Eardley. It fucking reeked.

by propforward April 10, 2011

E-tard

A person who has done too much extasy either heroin based or coke based or any X and has fucked up their brains too much, usually found at raves or in sniffing VICKS VAPOR RUB!

Man your such an E-tard why are you sniffing vicks vapor rub

man what are you t t ttalkin about im not on ex!

by Noah gyles May 12, 2006

E-Tard

Some who has done too much ecstasy and goes to parties always on MDMA. Usually fascinated with bright colors.

That one kid with the bright plaid colored hat on over there. He talks way to slow he must be and E-Tard. Sheesh.

by next15onecominGUCCI August 11, 2009