The Dumper

The bathroom, or toilet. Often in reference to a port-o-potty, or other disgusting place to leave a sloppy one.

We can't leave yet, Mom is still in the dumper.

After eating all those beans -- refried and pinto -- I am going to have to spend some quality time in the dumper.

I didn't want to lay all that cement, so I hid in from the forman, in the dumper.

by Master Alexander June 16, 2010

Dumper

A Large Ass.

Charlie: Yo dead ass, Daniella you got no dumper
MarkAnthony: Word but dead ass you really dont
Potter: Nah but i know some bitches who got some ill ass dumpers
Mikey: Laura, do i have cackie in my dumper?

by SCWALLLEEEY November 7, 2009

dumper thumper

A name for the person doing the insertion part of anal sex.

Hey, did you hear Rob stuck it up Jill's ass again last night? That guy's a total dumper thumper!

by Ascender January 6, 2018

bible dumper

See bible dumping. One who dumps their significant other as soon as they get an inclination God wants them to. This is most of the time just an excuse for bad people to shift the blame of ending a relationship.

Henry: If I would have known she was a bible dumper I would have stayed clear of the relationship.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

Mad Dumper

Revived from the year 2004.. In 2016 there was yet another mad dumper.. Shitting in the stalls clearly on the floor for everyone to see! Though he was never thwarted, we fear the day he shits again, once again.. Answering the age old question as to why corn sticks to our doo-doo.

Student: Uh.. Ms. Barben! The mad dumper is back again! There more corn filled poo on the floor!

Ms. Barben: God dammit, I'm trying to teach World History and this fucker is taking shits on the floor..!

by BluntsMcGee May 13, 2016

Big Dumper

Noun: Someone who takes a really huge shit and does not flush it so that others may admire it.
Adjective: A really big shit.

Big dumper just dumped a five pounder.

by KittyPooper March 19, 2018

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.

"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."

by Va-JJ January 13, 2014