wino's dozen

A case of wine that is a few bottles short of 12

That case of wine was a wino's dozen, there were only 9 bottles in the box. I wonder where the rest of them went?

by ceebeegeebeethree December 27, 2011

Stoner's dozen

14

I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.

by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015

Judy’s Dozen

Instead of making 12 cookies, make a shit ton of cookies.

Grandma made so many cookies she covered the whole kitchen counter. Looks like she made a “Judy’s dozen”

by InfiniteGuy December 21, 2020

Beaner's Dozen

12 pack of tacos at Taco Bell.

Im gonna get the the Beaner's Dozen at Taco Smell and shit my brains out afterwards.

by Fatstick August 11, 2014

dirty dozen sunday

Dirty dozen Sunday is when you and your buddies each lock themselves into a room and beat off 12 times before leaving the room. Common side effects are extreme highs, extreme lows, apathy, excitement, shooting blanks, hatred of women, and of course, extreme chaffing. Most commonly done by frat boys, porn addicts, professors, businessmen, Chinese people and nerds.

Dude 1 to Chick 1: We're organizing a Dirty dozen sunday, you want in?
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.

..Later...
Dude 1 to Chick 1: Sorry, I can't sleep with you for at least 2 weeks, I rubbed my penis raw yesterday.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.

by Ejaculaxor March 12, 2008

dirty dozens

An adolescent African-American ritualistic verbal game of reciprocal insult, especially against the opponent's mother.

Malcolm's coming-of-age was marked by regular sessions of playing the dirty dozens.

by Paul Kusinitz January 23, 2003

Hard-Two-Dozen

The greatest county vacation package ever as this twenty-four-month free stay will have you wishing you had gone to the federal fudge packing pen. (FPP) A Domestic battery or assault with intent could buy you this package or any assortment of violent activities including but not limited to mugging and deadly weapons charges. Yes, we pulled out all the stops and made sure the entertainment would be brutal for those looking for a great time. Again this advertisement was paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Leprechaun spirit travel agency. Terms and conditions apply and it is not void anywhere on earth.

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice

Bill: Hey Jeff your ex-girlfriend's new guy had his sentence upgraded to a Hard-Two-Dozen
Jeff: wow I didn't like the guy but would not wish that on anyone. what happened?

Bill: rumor has it all he did was blasphemed the name of the leprechaun
Jeff: WOW I am glad I don't know his real name now.
Bill: he doesn't mind anyone making fun of all those character names.
Jeff: Lord Bud is quite a character

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022