dogism

dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."

I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!

by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009

Doggie ADD (DADD)

Canines afflicted with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

Sparky the terrier had Doggie ADD (DADD) *so bad* that he couldn't walk straight on the sidewalk or finish his meal without being distracted by a squirrel.

by Uncle Joosie July 15, 2018

doug ford rage

In the span of four years, Doug Ford has managed to fuck with a province so hard, that it's falling apart. Schools are a fucking nightmare, healthcare workers work their asses of for some claps from big man Ford, all while more Ontarians are slipping through the cracks. Doug Ford's government can be summed up as a clusterfuck. Thus, if you have rage over the state of affairs in our province, or just have rage in general, you can refer to this as doug ford rage. Add any member of his government: stan cho rage, sam oosterhoff rage, and you'll be ready to defeat these motherfuckers in the next provincial election.

When Doug Ford said he was "for the people" I smashed my television in a fit of doug ford rage.

by neeeeemooooooo May 5, 2022

Danger-dogging

Similar to the danger wank, the act is a derivation of the well known and much beloved pastime of dogging with a heightened element of danger: before engaging in the act of dogging the participants must call the police and provide them with their precise location, and proceed to carry out the act with the aim of finishing and fleeing the area prior to police intervention.

Operator:"hello this is 911 whats your emergency?"

Absolute lad: "hi Can you put me through to the police please?

Police: "this is the police what appears to be the emergency?"

Absolute lad:"hi, just out for an evenings danger-dogging. Our location is Euclid avenue carpark, Shropshire. My ETC is 4minutes..."

by Duke de Clunge&Marquis de Vag June 29, 2012

dip the doggie

To engage in normal vaginal intercourse. To insert one's penis into a woman's vagina.

Hey, gorgeous. Do you want to come back to Al's place and play dip the doggie?

by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010

raw doggin it

when you fuck with no condom

I raw dogged that bitch and blew it all up in her.

by Richard Long April 12, 2003

doggie style

Clothing for dogs.

Doggie style is the new fad today!

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 October 7, 2016