Douchetotale

Pronounced - doosh-toe-tal

- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.

- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.

- Unworthy

That prick interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douchetotale!!

by nickyn74 July 26, 2011

douchetruckery

Of or relating to the use and proliferation of douchetrucks. See douchetruck.

A: There isn't even anywhere left to park now that all these douchebags in their jacked-up trucks have taken up more than one space each! There is even one parked on TOP of the Smart Car in the handicapped spot!

B: Douchetruckery at its finest!

by Auntie Douchery September 4, 2011

Douchestrudel

A Douchestrudel is the dumbest form of douche,
The douchestrudel is the douche that says things so dumb you dont know weather to laugh or punch them in the face.

Joe: Hey come over and check out the chevelle I just bought

Douchestrudel: yo you should throw some 20's on that biotch.

Joe: speachless.

by chevychick94 September 29, 2011

douchetarian

Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.

Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.

by Troll Master General November 16, 2011

douchetopia

This egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, boobs, ass, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of "I'm better than you" road signs. The signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. Beware of douchetop it's a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people's problems. While these things on the surface seem appealing... It often results in the person not being cool after all. The douchebag's greatest desire from the start.

Pedro "hey harry want to hit the gym later?"

Harry "Nah man, that place is a total douchetopia."

by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011

douchenstien

Someone who is full of themselves; someone who thinks they are smarter than the average.

A person who has no concept of commitment; a person who can be rude.

I went a date with this guy the other night and he acted like a real "douchenstien"!

by justlex May 23, 2012

Doucheish

Slightly douche-like

"What a douche"
"Yeah, it was a bit... doucheish"

by miffyfield October 5, 2012