DoucheNap

When you start to fornicating and right in the middle you fall asleep . With no explanation.

My new boy toy he is a jerk . You know what he did last night to me . Straight DoucheNap. I was so mad.

by Dee~licious💋 November 3, 2022

Von Douched

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched

That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.

by Hostile October 25, 2005

douchenuts

Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.

What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!

by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008

nicely douched

An expression used to give kudos to a person or persons on the exceptional job they have done being a douche. Has more meaning to it when said in an australian accent.

John: I appreciate you buying me dinner.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.

by MSJDHBVMDKDJD September 15, 2007

DOUCHEDRINKER

One who consumes the douche, or one whom is suspected of downing some douche.

Guy 1: I heard she was a big douchedrinker.?.?
Guy 2: Yeah, she is a big douchedrinking whore..

by highrolla April 30, 2006

Orville Douchenbacher

When a woman shoves a stick of butter into her cooch, letting it sit inside for a reasonable amount of time until it has melted. Then once melted, continues by draining the mess of vaginal juices and butter out of her while standing over one's bowl of popcorn.

Mmmmm dude this popcorn is excellent! What kind is it?

I'm not really sure? My mom calls it Orville Douchenbacher, but I have no clue why. She says its her secret recipe. Whatever it is though, its pretty damn tasty.

by Chief Fat Cock April 21, 2011

douchenozzle

A person who is totally out of touch with his surroundings, an idiot, fool, asshole, etc...

"That guy who sold me that broken palm pilot is a fucking Douchenozzle"

by Hanky November 12, 2002